New Year’s Society Overheard

Posted on January 2, 2012

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Here are some amusing New Year’s Facebook statuses for you…

  • I still haven’t masturbated in 2012 yet! AHHHH! So many toilet tissues gonna be blessed this year! ❤
  • New years resolution: Stop being such a Pussy-hole and man up.
  • As the new year approaches, I feel it is time for a new hairstyle, a new outlook on life, and a new attitude..the only old thing I’m keeping is my husband..lol
  • I don’t think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get the straw in a capri-sun. (Not New Year’s related but it amused me)
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